I work out as often as I can.
Okay, I work out when time allows. And when other things don’t sound better. Like sleeping. Or eating Oreo Cookie ice cream.
But when I do workout, I jam out. What do I jam out to? My LMFAO “Sorry for Party Rocking” album.
My favorite song? “I’m sexy and I know it”
You know the jam. I get it stuck in my head and it doesn’t go away.
Today I stumbled across this video.
I totally had this idea, people. Every time I hear this song, I think to myself, “I’m pregnant and I know it.” And I thought to myself, if I had time, I could write a sick rap parody of this and make a music video.
But I didn’t.
Somebody else did.
And it is so much better than what I could have done.
Revel in its glory.
But know that I thought of it first.
I pee when I sneeze!!!
Oh I’m laughing still.
Waddle waddle waddle waddle waddle… yea.